OSC-104 Introverted Adventure Club Camp Hat

Color: Olive / Patch: Duck Camo / Vibe: Don’t Call Me

For the folks who'd rather pitch a tent than make small talk.

This isn’t your average camp hat. It’s the official lid of people who RSVP “maybe” and mean “never.” Built from breathable olive cotton and fitted with a heat-applied duck camo leatherette patch, it’s low-profile, high-function, and entirely uninterested in being the center of attention.

Wear it on solo hikes, porch sits, or that trip you took just to “get out of town” (read: avoid everyone).

🧢 PRODUCT SPECS (AKA, THE FINE PRINT FOR THE FINE-TUNED):

– Color: Olive green, like that canvas duffel you’ve had since high school
– Patch: Duck camo leatherette—applied with heat, not feelings
– Fit: 5-panel camp crown with a low profile—because we keep a low profile
– Closure: Adjustable strapback. No Velcro. We’re not animals.
– Material: Cotton. Breathes like you do after avoiding conversation.
– Use Cases: Solo hikes, ghosting group texts, staring at fires, avoiding eye contact at gas stations
– Cleaning Instructions: Spot clean. Or let the dirt tell the story.
– Membership Requirements: None. That’s kinda the point.

Join the club. Or don’t. Either way, we’re not doing group photos.